Is it a mouse, or is it a mouse?

In a grotesque collision of the hitherto (with good reason, some might say) unconnected realms of IT and taxidermy, someone has come up with a, erm, mouse-mouse.

So obvious, when you think about it. Why on earth had no-one done this before? It's even the perfect companion to your Compubeaver.

Many thanks to vnunet.com for alerting us to these exciting new trends in desktop design. If I could put forward a couple of suggestions for further stuffed peripherals: how about a roadkill-based flatbed scanner, or owl webcam (with integrated Wi-Fi, of course)?

Scalpels at the ready!