Now that NEC has officially launched a product to let network administrators downgrade machines running Windows Vista to XP, others have followed suit and jumped on the bandwagon of change.

Sir Clive Sinclair has brought out a cassette that lets you convert your ZX Spectrum into a ZX81 and Blu-Ray and HD-DVD are to be replaced with Sony's Betamax 1/2 inch (12.7 millimeter) home videocassette tape recording format.

The Bank of England also plan to bring back 'old money' so that elderly people are no longer confused by small shiny coins. From 1st April, there will be 20 shillings in £1, 12 pennies in 1 shilling and 240 pennies in £1.

However, claims that the Government are to build a new generation of nuclear power stations are thought to be a hoax ....